Tuesday, April 27, 2010

In the beginning...

Oninous title, I know, but where else do you start?! Welcome to my restaurant blog. I have been rolling this idea in my head for some time and now I am getting it off the ground. Let me let you in on a couple of basic opinions of mine before we get started.
  1. Am I addicted to food? - Yes
  2. Do I see food as socially acceptable porn? - Yes
  3. Do I love creating food porn? - Yes
  4. Do I get excited at a beautifully cooked fillet minion? - Yes
  5. Have I ever had a religious experience while eating fantasmic food? (fantastic and orgasmic slammed into one!) - Yes
  6. Do I hate boxed Italian restaurants, i.e. Olive Garden - Yes, with the white hot passion of 1,000 suns!
  7. Last but not least. Do I hate Rachel Ray? - Yes, I believe that there is a dark place in hell for her filled with cheese whiz, crackers, and a looped recording of her saying, "Yummm-o!"